Tell her she can't have a vagina
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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