Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You are the jesus of drinking
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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