Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
