Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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