Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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