If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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