i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
