Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You were trust falling into bushes
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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