I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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