So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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