i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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