I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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