PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
