yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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