i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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