I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
