bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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