I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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