i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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