Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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