One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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