I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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