You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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