why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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