At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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