Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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