Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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