This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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