Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
