She just used a chaser for red wine.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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