Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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