Can i not drive my cunt home
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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