so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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