all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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