The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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