Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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