i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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