I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Randomize
