Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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