Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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