You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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