I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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