Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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