My brain says no but my pants say off.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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