is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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