We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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