U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
