He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Randomize
