You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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