why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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