he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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