i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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