Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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