She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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