It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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