We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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