I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Randomize
